The Not-So-Tall Tales of Giant Zucchini

After long hours of slacking, we bring you…

The 2nd Annual SoobviouslyrippedofffromCrawldaddy Awards 2005!

The Broken Finger Award (Event of the Year)
18th Birthday at my place.
Appendicitis/Appendisectomy/Dengue Tri-pronged attack.
FGG winning Merit award for Flip! Challenge.
Group 12 killing the opposition in NYP SDN Orientation 2005.
Gunbound killing my computer.
Liverpool lifting the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!
Moving from Block R to Block M.
SAS lifting the Police Cup for the 2nd year in a row.
SDN Club winning Green Trophy for the Paper Pyramid.
Shitting in my pants.

The Worth Millions Award (Quote of the Year)
“…and I was thinking, "Sorry to break your heart, Coach, but I belong somewhere I can legally pulverize people." – Daniel Chia (On Touch Rugby)
“I just LOVE car shows…” – Giant Zucchini (Hurhurhur)
“I like the colour purple, just not on her head.” – Crawldaddy (Insert ‘Ouch’ here)
“Remember the Y-Chair?” – Crawldaddy (Insert ‘Ouch’ here again, contact me to understand the joke)
“Wow…hey sitting on this chair makes me feel like I'm sitting on Phuket BEACH, yeah…Phuket BEACH!!!” – Ayob (He emphasized the word “beach”, even though might I say that…ahem…the vowel was shorter than usual and the last consonant was more…ahem…articulate, than usual…)

The Below the Beltway Award (Book of the Year)
Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up – Dave Barry
Star Warped – A3R Roberts
Speak Well English – Tomas Santos
The Bluffer’s Guide to Philosophy – Jim Hankinson
The Va Dinci Cod – A.R.R.R. Roberts

The More Than Life Award (Album of the Year)
Burnt Holidays – Fuzzy Green Grass
Casting Crowns – Casting Crowns
Lifesong – Casting Crowns
Look to You – Hillsongs United
Not All Who Wander Are Lost – Chris Thile

The Agnus Dei Award (Song of the Year)
Agnus Dei – Third Day
All Along the Watchtower – Bob Dylan
Awesome God – Hillsongs United
I Love – Fuzzy Green Grass
It’s All Murphy’s Fault – Fuzzy Green Grass
My Front Porch Looking In - Lonestar
Tell the World – Hillsongs United
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star – Twinkle Muthu
Voice of Truth – Casting Crowns
While You Were Sleeping – Casting Crowns

The Uncle from the West Award (Post of the Year)
AHA! NASA is SLOW! – 11/8
All Along the Watchtower – 16/7
A Message For My Juniors... – 5/5
Annual Fellowship of the Kings of Suanalogy – 10/6
Do I Have A Mental Problem? 27/3
Dumb Antics – 16/2
Five Reasons Why This Holiday Timing is the Worst Ever – 3/10
Live from Beijing – 6/11
The Situation in My House – 1/9
The Top 10 Songs Not To Audition for Singapore Idol With – 12/7

The LOZ Award (‘Foreign’ Post of the Year)
James Blunt: High – Dr. Hikari’s Winter – 9/9
Sh*t Happens – The Marauding Tone Zones of Crawldaddy – 15/6
Strange Phenomenon – Temporal Home – 14/5
The Name Game – Beach Bum – 18/6
This is Unprecedented, Unacceptable… - Dark Horizon - 2/11

Feel free to vote for as many categories as you like.  Even if it’s only one.  Do comment with your results, or if you wish, you may mail them to me.  Thank you.

Have fun!