Saturday
Well well well, it’s that time of the year again, when we each grab a pair of chopsticks and physically assault an innocent plate of (honestly quite disgusting) mixed vegetables, tossing it up in the air and watch it plummet to its certain death, awaiting its next damaging freefall. Of course, accompanying this rather queer ritual is the procedure of spouting random 4-letter Chinese words. Now, I have something to say about this. Firstly, as most of you would know, my Chinese is crap. Secondly, my memory is crap. So as you would have gathered by now I’m at an obvious disadvantage. Fortunately for you readers, I happen to be a kind and generous person. So, for the benefit of all you out there with the same ailment as I do, I present…
The ‘Low Hey’ List
Simply choose randomly from the list below during your ‘Low Hey’!
新年蒙恩
学业进步
身体健康
步步高升
开开心心
年年有鱼
一清二楚
水落石出
一举两得
莫名其妙
什么大事
少林功夫
黄线后面
扬州炒饭
欢迎光临
小孩不笨
圣安德烈
Tanjong Pagar
Balek Kampong
SMRT
SAJC
FART
Country Manna
Sanyo Aircon
Referee Kayu
AS Roma
Down with Man U
Robbie Fowler
Kimchi Jong Il
John 3:16
Chin Chai Can Lah
Feel free to add to the list…either in the comment box or in the tagboard. Oh, and before I forget, here’s wishing all you readers a blessed Lunar New Year! :D
The ‘Low Hey’ List
Simply choose randomly from the list below during your ‘Low Hey’!
新年蒙恩
学业进步
身体健康
步步高升
开开心心
年年有鱼
一清二楚
水落石出
一举两得
莫名其妙
什么大事
少林功夫
黄线后面
扬州炒饭
欢迎光临
小孩不笨
圣安德烈
Tanjong Pagar
Balek Kampong
SMRT
SAJC
FART
Country Manna
Sanyo Aircon
Referee Kayu
AS Roma
Down with Man U
Robbie Fowler
Kimchi Jong Il
John 3:16
Chin Chai Can Lah
Feel free to add to the list…either in the comment box or in the tagboard. Oh, and before I forget, here’s wishing all you readers a blessed Lunar New Year! :D
Tuesday
Key Word of the Day:
‘Scilicone’
‘Scilicone’
Friday
Incomplete…
Sometimes I can feel so useless…
You may ask why. I’m living the life that I want, and I couldn’t ask for better parents. I’ve lived my life under the watchful eyes of the most perfect God, and despite screwing up so much, sinning so much, the Lord has been so so so so gracious to me. I’m where I’ve always wanted to be, and even though it can get a bit tiring with all the stress and deadlines and all…I can still flash my trademark grin frequently and genuinely, guaranteeing myself instant recognition. Well, of course the shorts help too. I find myself trudging to my bed at 5 in the morning after a grueling day of work work work, and still pray, “Thank You God, because at least I’m enjoying it.”
Well…I guess part of the problem stems from there. I’ve been so…protected, there are so many things out there I haven’t done, haven’t seen, haven’t heard, haven’t felt. Not that I regret being this protected; if I wasn’t I probably wouldn’t be where I am today. In fact, I’m thankful that I’ve been guided so well, and I’m grateful that I’ve avoided getting into some really sticky situations. But sometimes…I see someone down, out, hurt, lost, angry, upset, someone in need of help, and I really really want to help…but I just can’t; I can’t empathise, can’t see it from your angle, because I’ve never really been there…the result? I try my best. I rationalise the best I can. I screw up.
But God knows me best. He probably knows that my threshold level is really low. That’s why I’ve never really been pushed. Only God knows what I could have turned out like if I went down the path of the average teenage guy. But that’s the whole truth isn’t it? Only God knows. He knows how to rein me in. How to keep me from stepping over the line. And even when I do, he pulls me back, safe in His arms. I guess you could count it a blessing that you’re going through more struggles than I am…obviously you’re made up of harder stuff than I am…I’m sure God has bigger plans for you…
I guess…the least I can do is pray…
Complete
Here I am, Oh God
I bring this sacrifice
My open heart, I offer up my life
I look to You, Lord
Your love that never ends
Restores me again
So I lift my eyes to You, Lord
In Your strength will I break through, Lord
Touch me now, let Your love fall down on me
I know Your love dispels all my fears
Through the storm I will hold on, Lord
And by faith I will walk on, Lord
Then I'll see beyond my Calvary one day
And I will be complete in You…
Sometimes I can feel so useless…
You may ask why. I’m living the life that I want, and I couldn’t ask for better parents. I’ve lived my life under the watchful eyes of the most perfect God, and despite screwing up so much, sinning so much, the Lord has been so so so so gracious to me. I’m where I’ve always wanted to be, and even though it can get a bit tiring with all the stress and deadlines and all…I can still flash my trademark grin frequently and genuinely, guaranteeing myself instant recognition. Well, of course the shorts help too. I find myself trudging to my bed at 5 in the morning after a grueling day of work work work, and still pray, “Thank You God, because at least I’m enjoying it.”
Well…I guess part of the problem stems from there. I’ve been so…protected, there are so many things out there I haven’t done, haven’t seen, haven’t heard, haven’t felt. Not that I regret being this protected; if I wasn’t I probably wouldn’t be where I am today. In fact, I’m thankful that I’ve been guided so well, and I’m grateful that I’ve avoided getting into some really sticky situations. But sometimes…I see someone down, out, hurt, lost, angry, upset, someone in need of help, and I really really want to help…but I just can’t; I can’t empathise, can’t see it from your angle, because I’ve never really been there…the result? I try my best. I rationalise the best I can. I screw up.
But God knows me best. He probably knows that my threshold level is really low. That’s why I’ve never really been pushed. Only God knows what I could have turned out like if I went down the path of the average teenage guy. But that’s the whole truth isn’t it? Only God knows. He knows how to rein me in. How to keep me from stepping over the line. And even when I do, he pulls me back, safe in His arms. I guess you could count it a blessing that you’re going through more struggles than I am…obviously you’re made up of harder stuff than I am…I’m sure God has bigger plans for you…
I guess…the least I can do is pray…
Complete
Here I am, Oh God
I bring this sacrifice
My open heart, I offer up my life
I look to You, Lord
Your love that never ends
Restores me again
So I lift my eyes to You, Lord
In Your strength will I break through, Lord
Touch me now, let Your love fall down on me
I know Your love dispels all my fears
Through the storm I will hold on, Lord
And by faith I will walk on, Lord
Then I'll see beyond my Calvary one day
And I will be complete in You…
Key Phrase of the Day:
Protect & Gamble
Protect & Gamble
Tuesday
'Tis the Season for Wierd Stuff...
Are you chicken?
Key quote: "This is the first human-poultry interaction system ever developed," said Professor Adrian David Cheok who has been developing the technology for nearly two years(!). (Insert Jackson's signature hokkien phrase here)
Are you chicken?
Key quote: "This is the first human-poultry interaction system ever developed," said Professor Adrian David Cheok who has been developing the technology for nearly two years(!). (Insert Jackson's signature hokkien phrase here)
Key Phrase of the Day:
Eco-Period!
Eco-Period!
Saturday
Groans…
…Aargh…Urgh…Huff…Humph…Errggghhh…Ngehhh…Fvrrrrr…Grrrr…Mmmbaaahhhh….Hurrrrrrr…Umphgh…Karrrrrrr…
…yes, I messed up again…
…Aargh…Urgh…Huff…Humph…Errggghhh…Ngehhh…Fvrrrrr…Grrrr…Mmmbaaahhhh….Hurrrrrrr…Umphgh…Karrrrrrr…
…yes, I messed up again…
Thursday
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The only thing you’ll ever need to wreck your sleeping habits!
Only this package allows you to:
- Force yourself to stay awake at unholy hours of the morning
- Fall asleep at exactly 1:45 pm on Tuesdays and Wednesdays!
If you are one of the first 20 to purchase this latest release, you will receive a COMPLIMENTARY users’ manual! Yes, a not-so-limited edition copy of this must have guide featuring not only the recipe for the devilish cocktail ‘Red Bull + Coffee’, but also the finer details of Cantilever Snap Joints! All in millions of easy-to-use Powerpoint slides! (For best results, view in dimly lit auditorium) All for only 10 easy payments of $49.90! Isn’t that a FANTASTIC DEAL? We’ll even throw in a Signature Edition Phua Tian Soon jacket and ‘Can You See?’ bumper stickers for only $14.90 extra. That’s right, ONLY $14.90 EXTRA!
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Monday
Random Thought of the Day...
Why do I have this wierd feeling that there are going to be more female Liverpool supporters in the near future?
Why do I have this wierd feeling that there are going to be more female Liverpool supporters in the near future?
Wednesday
In Loving Memory…
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Came to shit, but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance.
Tried to fart and shit my pants.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Came to shit, but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance.
Tried to fart and shit my pants.
