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The only thing you’ll ever need to wreck your sleeping habits!
Only this package allows you to:
If you are one of the first 20 to purchase this latest release, you will receive a COMPLIMENTARY users’ manual! Yes, a not-so-limited edition copy of this must have guide featuring not only the recipe for the devilish cocktail ‘Red Bull + Coffee’, but also the finer details of Cantilever Snap Joints! All in millions of easy-to-use Powerpoint slides! (For best results, view in dimly lit auditorium) All for only 10 easy payments of $49.90! Isn’t that a FANTASTIC DEAL? We’ll even throw in a Signature Edition Phua Tian Soon jacket and ‘Can You See?’ bumper stickers for only $14.90 extra. That’s right, ONLY $14.90 EXTRA!
So what are you waiting for, get it NOW!
The only thing you’ll ever need to wreck your sleeping habits!
Only this package allows you to:
- Force yourself to stay awake at unholy hours of the morning
- Fall asleep at exactly 1:45 pm on Tuesdays and Wednesdays!
If you are one of the first 20 to purchase this latest release, you will receive a COMPLIMENTARY users’ manual! Yes, a not-so-limited edition copy of this must have guide featuring not only the recipe for the devilish cocktail ‘Red Bull + Coffee’, but also the finer details of Cantilever Snap Joints! All in millions of easy-to-use Powerpoint slides! (For best results, view in dimly lit auditorium) All for only 10 easy payments of $49.90! Isn’t that a FANTASTIC DEAL? We’ll even throw in a Signature Edition Phua Tian Soon jacket and ‘Can You See?’ bumper stickers for only $14.90 extra. That’s right, ONLY $14.90 EXTRA!
So what are you waiting for, get it NOW!
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