Wednesday
40 Years Into the Future...
Remote Control: *click*
Voice-over: It's Wheeeeeeel of FORTUNE!!! Now let us welcome our hosts, Pat Sajak and Vanna White!
Pat Sajak: *cough cough* Hello everyone and welcome to Wheel of Fortune. We have some good news today, Vanna's daughter gave birth again on Saturday and she's now a proud grandmother of 7. *applause* Well, it's Senior Citizens Week and we have some famous people here playing for charity. In the red corner we have...
Paris Hilton: Hi, I'm Paris *cough cough* and I'm playing today for the Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. *smiles* *cough cough*
Pat Sajak: And in the yellow corner we have...
Sean Combs: *cough cough* Yo!
Pat Sajak: Mr Combs, you are playing for...
Sean Combs: Don't call me Combs, dude...call me Doody. Yeah, I changed my name again, I thought Howdy Doody was a bit long and it was getting between me and my fans, but I've shortened it to Doody now, so I'm cool. *cough cough* Anyway, today I'm playing for the Anti-Racism Movement.
Pat Sajak: And finally in the blue corner we have...
Eminem: Hey I'm *toot* Eminem, and I'm here to have a *toot*ing good time while playing for the *toot*ing Child Abuse Centre of *toot*ing America, and I'm *toot* gonna *toot* *toot* the *toot*ing *toot* *toot* *toot*. *cough cough cough cough*
Pat Sajak: And now it's time for our first puzzle, this is Before and After...
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *Ding* *Dong* *Ding* *Dong*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: --- ----- ---- - -----
Paris Hilton: *Spins wheel* Big money, big money *cough cough* ($200) I'd like a 'z'. Can't go wrong. All words end with 'z'. *cough cough*
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Pat Sajak: I'm sorry, we don't have a 'z' on the board, Doody, you may spin the wheel *cough cough*
Sean Combs: *Spins wheel* *cough cough* Cummon dawg, show me the money... ($500) Yo man gimme a 'd'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Pat Sajak: I'm sorry, we don't a 'd' either. Eminem, you may spin the wheel.
Eminem: *Spins wheel* *toot* ($350) I'd like a *toot*ing 'f'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose* *cough cough*
Board: --- F---- ---- - -----
Pat Sajak: And that's $350 on the board.
Eminem: I'm gonna buy a *toot*ing vowel. *toot* 'u'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: --- F---- ---- - --U--
Pat Sajak: You're now at $100. *cough cough*
Eminem: *spins wheel* ($500) Now I wanna *cough cough* *toot*ing 'c'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Pat Sajak: Now Paris, you have a chance to get some letters on the board.
Paris Hilton: I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pat Sajak: You can't, you have no money. *cough cough*
Paris Hilton: What do you mean I have no money? *long pause* Oh, right...*spins wheel* (Miss a Turn) Bummer...*cough cough*
Sean Combs: *spins wheel* Cummon dude... ($294.62) OK dude I wanna 'h'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Eminem: *spins wheel* ($750) I wanna *toot*ing 'd'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: --D F---- ---- - --U--
Eminem: I wanna buy a *toot*ing 'o'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: O-D F---- ---- - --U--
Eminem: *spins wheel* ($500) I wanna *toot*ing 'n'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: O-D F---- ---- - --UN-
Eminem: *spins wheel* ($100) *toot* 'l'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Pat Sajak: *cough cough*
Board: OLD F---- L--- - --UN-
Eminem: I'm buying a *toot*ing 'i'
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: OLD F---- LI-- - --UN-
Eminem: I'm buying a *toot*ing 'e'
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: OLD F---- LI-E - --UN-
Eminem: I'm gonna *toot*ing guess *cough cough*. 'Old *toot*s like a *toot*'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Pat Sajak: Oh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. *cough cough*. Paris, you're up next.
Paris Hilton: *spins wheel* ($1000)
Pat Sajak: Wow a thousand dollars, this could be your big break...
Paris Hilton: Uh, I think I'll take a 'a'.
Pat Sajak: That's a vowel, you need to choose a consonent.
Paris Hilton: Ah, right, OK. *long pause* I'd like an 'l'. *cough cough*
Pat Sajak: I'm sorry, but 'l's are already on the board. Doody, it's your turn.
Sean Combs: *spins wheel* Yo man, big money... *cough cough*
Remote Control: *click*
Voice-over: ...has made for some astute signings by Liverpool manager Steven Gerrard. He has also managed to keep his long-serving star players, Michael Chee already committing his foreseeable future to the club after successfully defending the World Cup with Singapore with a new contract that will see him tend the posts for the Reds until...
Remote Control: *click*
Voice-over: It's Wheeeeeeel of FORTUNE!!! Now let us welcome our hosts, Pat Sajak and Vanna White!
Pat Sajak: *cough cough* Hello everyone and welcome to Wheel of Fortune. We have some good news today, Vanna's daughter gave birth again on Saturday and she's now a proud grandmother of 7. *applause* Well, it's Senior Citizens Week and we have some famous people here playing for charity. In the red corner we have...
Paris Hilton: Hi, I'm Paris *cough cough* and I'm playing today for the Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. *smiles* *cough cough*
Pat Sajak: And in the yellow corner we have...
Sean Combs: *cough cough* Yo!
Pat Sajak: Mr Combs, you are playing for...
Sean Combs: Don't call me Combs, dude...call me Doody. Yeah, I changed my name again, I thought Howdy Doody was a bit long and it was getting between me and my fans, but I've shortened it to Doody now, so I'm cool. *cough cough* Anyway, today I'm playing for the Anti-Racism Movement.
Pat Sajak: And finally in the blue corner we have...
Eminem: Hey I'm *toot* Eminem, and I'm here to have a *toot*ing good time while playing for the *toot*ing Child Abuse Centre of *toot*ing America, and I'm *toot* gonna *toot* *toot* the *toot*ing *toot* *toot* *toot*. *cough cough cough cough*
Pat Sajak: And now it's time for our first puzzle, this is Before and After...
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *Ding* *Dong* *Ding* *Dong*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: --- ----- ---- - -----
Paris Hilton: *Spins wheel* Big money, big money *cough cough* ($200) I'd like a 'z'. Can't go wrong. All words end with 'z'. *cough cough*
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Pat Sajak: I'm sorry, we don't have a 'z' on the board, Doody, you may spin the wheel *cough cough*
Sean Combs: *Spins wheel* *cough cough* Cummon dawg, show me the money... ($500) Yo man gimme a 'd'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Pat Sajak: I'm sorry, we don't a 'd' either. Eminem, you may spin the wheel.
Eminem: *Spins wheel* *toot* ($350) I'd like a *toot*ing 'f'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose* *cough cough*
Board: --- F---- ---- - -----
Pat Sajak: And that's $350 on the board.
Eminem: I'm gonna buy a *toot*ing vowel. *toot* 'u'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: --- F---- ---- - --U--
Pat Sajak: You're now at $100. *cough cough*
Eminem: *spins wheel* ($500) Now I wanna *cough cough* *toot*ing 'c'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Pat Sajak: Now Paris, you have a chance to get some letters on the board.
Paris Hilton: I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pat Sajak: You can't, you have no money. *cough cough*
Paris Hilton: What do you mean I have no money? *long pause* Oh, right...*spins wheel* (Miss a Turn) Bummer...*cough cough*
Sean Combs: *spins wheel* Cummon dude... ($294.62) OK dude I wanna 'h'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Eminem: *spins wheel* ($750) I wanna *toot*ing 'd'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: --D F---- ---- - --U--
Eminem: I wanna buy a *toot*ing 'o'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: O-D F---- ---- - --U--
Eminem: *spins wheel* ($500) I wanna *toot*ing 'n'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: O-D F---- ---- - --UN-
Eminem: *spins wheel* ($100) *toot* 'l'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Pat Sajak: *cough cough*
Board: OLD F---- L--- - --UN-
Eminem: I'm buying a *toot*ing 'i'
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: OLD F---- LI-- - --UN-
Eminem: I'm buying a *toot*ing 'e'
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *BLLLLIIIIIINGGGG*
Vanna White: *pose*
Board: OLD F---- LI-E - --UN-
Eminem: I'm gonna *toot*ing guess *cough cough*. 'Old *toot*s like a *toot*'.
Awful Sound Effects Machine: *DIAAOOOUUUUWWWW*
Pat Sajak: Oh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. *cough cough*. Paris, you're up next.
Paris Hilton: *spins wheel* ($1000)
Pat Sajak: Wow a thousand dollars, this could be your big break...
Paris Hilton: Uh, I think I'll take a 'a'.
Pat Sajak: That's a vowel, you need to choose a consonent.
Paris Hilton: Ah, right, OK. *long pause* I'd like an 'l'. *cough cough*
Pat Sajak: I'm sorry, but 'l's are already on the board. Doody, it's your turn.
Sean Combs: *spins wheel* Yo man, big money... *cough cough*
Remote Control: *click*
Voice-over: ...has made for some astute signings by Liverpool manager Steven Gerrard. He has also managed to keep his long-serving star players, Michael Chee already committing his foreseeable future to the club after successfully defending the World Cup with Singapore with a new contract that will see him tend the posts for the Reds until...
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